just in case some of you were planning to get me something for the holidays, here are a few combination items that i do not need:
the taser/music player holster:
the car rear-view mirror/monitor display with up to 3 inputs:
the mp3 player/toilet paper dispenser:
although if somebody were to invent an mp3 player/toilet paper dispenser with a built-in monitor/taser, i would be interested in receiving that this christmas.
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Isn’t that rearview mirror/monitor thingy dangerous?????
All of those are downright scary.
The real questions are:
1. isn’t the mp3 player/toilet paper dispenser with a built-in monitor/taser dangerous?
2. Why, oh why would you want the combo at this precise (the toilet) time?
3. What other attractive colors they have for the taser?
4 Is the holster real leather? Do they carry it in a leopard skin pattern? Alligator? Zebra?
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