just in case some of you were planning to get me something for the holidays, here are a few combination items that i do not need:
the taser/music player holster:
the car rear-view mirror/monitor display with up to 3 inputs:
the mp3 player/toilet paper dispenser:
although if somebody were to invent an mp3 player/toilet paper dispenser with a built-in monitor/taser, i would be interested in receiving that this christmas.