does pulling weeds count as minimalizing?
note to self – jello molds
next time you decide to minimalize your wife’s football shaped jello molds that she was planning to use for your son’s birthday party… don’t!
benefit #13 – never have to go antiquing
antiquing (v): the act of shopping, identifying, negotiating, or bargaining for old things like dressers, canisters, postcards, or bird cages. items can be bought for personal use, gifts, or just to sit on your shelf for another 20 years. antiquing is performed at garage sales, estate sales, resort towns, antiques districts, collectives, international auction houses, and other places with nothing to do.
and because i have become minimalist, i never have to do it again. thank goodness.
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note to self – scratch paper
note to self: if you don’t start leaving scratch paper somewhere near the telephone, your wife may end this minimalist experiment right here and now!
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thsrs: the shorter thesaurus
in case you ever find yourself needing to minimalize the words that you use: