the next time you intend to have a money conversation with your wife, don’t lead with the phrase, “i think we should stop buying things forever.” they don’t end well.
note to self – the atlas
it’s best to leave at least one atlas in the car. the next time you get lost in new york city, your wife will have one less thing to be upset about.
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note to self – jello molds
next time you decide to minimalize your wife’s football shaped jello molds that she was planning to use for your son’s birthday party… don’t!
note to self – scratch paper
note to self: if you don’t start leaving scratch paper somewhere near the telephone, your wife may end this minimalist experiment right here and now!
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